Sunday, October 15, 2006

Red Tigress' Rough Rider - Pt. II

When we left our heroines, three bad boys stood in their doorway and Purple Passion was in a huff trying to figure out what to do with them...

Red Tigress rose slowly to her feet taking in our very naked trainees. The Rock, all golden brown perfection and heavily muscled. Clive Owen, lithe and slender with a five o'clock shadow and quirky grin that made him look like a complete rogue. Oded Fehr, the classic tall, dark and handsome with trim and cut pecs that made her fingers itch to play in the sprinkling of hair dusting his torso.

"Wow, they all look so yummy in their own distinctive ways," Red purred.

"What do you mean, Red?" Purple asked, dialing Prime then cursing a blue streak when she got his voice mail. Purple growled, "Damned man! He knows we're in a pickle here and he's probably ignoring my call on purpose." Meanwhile, Blue was nowhere to be seen.

"Where the hell did she go," Purple asked, her brow furrowed as her eyes scanned the room for their comrade. "She was just hereā€¦?"

Here came Blue running down the hallway, her feet padding silently on the thick, impeccably clean, cream colored carpet. Her fingers held one of her favorite leather outfits. The itty bitty skirt was a beautiful turquoise color with a matching scrap of what was supposed to be a strapless top. Dragging behind her was a big gray tarp. Red Tigress fell backward onto the plush overstuffed loveseat laughing so hard her eyes watered. Whatever Blue was up to, it couldn't possibly bode well for their trainee candidates. Not with a tarp involved.

"Woman, what in the world are you going to do with that?" Purple queried, eyes wide with wonder as Blue passed both her and Red and headed to the door in a beeline for our trainees.

"Blue?" Purple Passion and Red Tigress called after her in unison.

"Hush! I'm getting inspired here," Blue crowed happily, unconcerned with the strange and questioning looks being passed her way by everyone in the room, including the drool-worthy candidates at the door.

Red stretched languidly on her couch, the ideas she had for the man-candy almost palpable as she said, "But you said you had edits to do and didn't have time to train a new submissive for my next book. Purple and I can handle it, doll. Besides, Prime said one trainee. We'll just pick one and..."

No way!" Blue laughed. "I've got a better idea. They're already naked, so let's take them outside to the edge of the lake, cover them in mud and bring them back inside for a wrestling match. The winner will begin his training by putting on this leather skirt and top and bring me breakfast in bed."

"What!" Red shrieked. "Where did you get that wacky idea?"

"You know our new consultants, ALI, CATHY, LISA T. and JENNIFER L.? Well, I shot them a quick IM and they came up with this idea. I think it's great!"

Red Tigress couldn't have cared less. "Are you nuts? There's no way any muddy man, no matter how gorgeous, is getting anywhere near my perfectly cleaned, cream colored carpet. No way! No how!"

But Blue was one step ahead of her. With a wicked gleam in her eyes, she said, "That's what the tarp is for!"

Two hours later, The Rock and Clive Owen were sprawled out on the mud covered tarp breathing heavily as Oded Fehr stalked toward Blue Vixen. He kneeled down and kissed her feet.

"Now that was a real low blow, Oded. You shouldn't have kicked them in the nuts like that," Blue said sternly.

The side of his sexy mouth kicked up into a sexy smile. "The only fair fight is a won fight, mistress. Besides, The Rock would never have squeezed into that outfit. And Clive would have looked like a girl in it. So, what is my first duty, mistress?"
*************************************************************************************************** So, what's in store for Oded?
a) He gets kicked out of the submissive program for fighting dirty and The Rock takes his place.
b) Blue sends him back to the lake to wash, after which he dons the skimpy blue leather outfit and bakes cinnamon rolls for her breakfast.
c) Blue instructs him to give Red Tigress and Purple Passion horsy-back rides around the living room without a saddle
d) Oded gives them all horsy back rides, then horsy FRONT rides!

15 Comments:

Blogger LISA WILLIAMS said...

Choice C seems like a good one.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you kidding, Lisa? lol
Choice D sounds deliciously wicked! ;-)

2:21 PM  
Blogger TJ Michaels said...

Ooooh, ya'll are so kinky...and the perfect collaborators for what happens to poor Oded! I tried to put up some pictures of him but blogger wasn't cooperating. I'll try again later.

TJ
www.tjmichaels.com

3:06 PM  
Blogger Pamk said...

d is the obvious choice of those offered lol

3:16 PM  
Blogger Marianne said...

Ooh, definitely choice D!

3:26 PM  
Blogger TJ Michaels said...

ROFL! Do we're all a bunch of 'D' chicks, eh (I wish!) Giggle!

TJ

5:09 PM  
Blogger Cathy M said...

Definitely D for me too. This is just too funny.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Choice D

7:07 PM  
Blogger TJ Michaels said...

Woooo, Oded is in TROUBLE!

TJ

8:13 PM  
Blogger Shelley Munro said...

OMG - how did you know that I LUV cinnamon rolls???? I'm voting for B

5:47 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

D D D D D D D D D DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, I loooooooooooooooooove Oded!!!!

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can take care of the cinnamon rolls after the horsey rides ladies ;-) Hmmm...wonder what were to happen if we drizzled some of the icing from the cinnamon roll onto Oded. lol

6:25 PM  
Blogger TJ Michaels said...

So we're voting for cinnamon rolls AND horsy-front rides?! Dayum! That's sounding awfully good! Which means the next installment will be less than tame - so bring your fans!

TJ

10:10 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I get first horsey ride and first licks of the icing!!!

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not if I get there first, Jen, lol

11:48 PM  

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